i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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