Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Drunk is not a location!
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
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