So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
so much tequila, so little girl.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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