i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
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