you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Bring me that man meat
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Randomize
