would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
Randomize
