I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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