You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
pop tarts are not kleenex
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
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