i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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