Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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