Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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