I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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