Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Terrible idea I love it
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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