Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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