never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
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