Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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