The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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