no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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