he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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