scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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