He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
Randomize
