so that wasnt chicken after all
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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