Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
What a fucking waste of an outfit
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
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