i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
I see more hoeing in ur future
Randomize
