if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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