google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
try to milk me bitch
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