Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
Randomize
