margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
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