Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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