scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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