i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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