Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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