how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Randomize
