How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
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