I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
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