She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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