Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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