Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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