I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
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