Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
In America we eat man semen.
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Randomize
