Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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