you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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