i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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