But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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