so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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