nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
i dont even know how to be here
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
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