i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
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