I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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