The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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