Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
The adults are the big ones right?
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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