WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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