Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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