Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I said "one day" and that day is not today
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