Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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