Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
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