what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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