Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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